The squirrels have made a feast of last night's fallen acorns. The newsboy has dispatched the morning paper. The light of the early sun is filtering through the leaves now golden. I'm still awake, thinking about you. I must admit, my days and nights are filled with you. I'm consumed by the ...
I was walking to the bookstore this afternoon. I chanced upon a man, in his late 40s I guess, asking passersby for quarters. He was carrying a sign that read:DYSFUNCTIONAL PENIS. NEED YOUR HELP.Two male students, upon seeing the man, told him, "What you need, man, is Viagra, ...
I woke up in a motel in the middle of a cornfield with a hot guy beside me. I froze for a second. I checked under the sheets. We were both naked. You slut! I panicked. I inspected my hands. No ring, thank God. Wait a minute, I was not in Las ...
Holy soot! I've been here in the US for seven weeks and I haven't seen a single movie. My films, which I screened in San Francisco and the Iowa Cinematheque, do not count. So tomorrow I'm going to the Coral Ridge Mall to see Nick and ...
For weeks now I've been trying to decide on getting a tattoo on my right arm or neck. Not because tattoos are gaining a new visibility. It's a way of marking the completion of a new book, a new chapter in my life. But I have to think it over because ...
